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Report to the Agency: M3 gets to the bottom of things.
As your agent sent to report on the activities of humans, I have to tell you that I am amazed at how wasteful they can sometimes be. Take peanut-butter jars, for instance. All agents know that peanut butter is to dogs what rocky road ice cream is to humans – an amazing natural resource not to be wasted. And yet, just the other day, my humans were ready to wash and recycle a plastic jar that still have several teaspoons of peanut butter left in it!!
Needless to say, your humble agent was on the job immediately, snatching the jar off the kitchen counter and then setting about properly cleaning it out. Once I was finished with it, there really was no need to wash it because no amount of soap and water could have made it any cleaner than what I had accomplished.
It occurs to me that there is butter on wrappings, small bits of stale cheese, left over scrambled eggs, and all sorts of other delicacies – morsels of steak, crusts of bread – that are also going to waste right under my snout.
I can see that I will have to be even more vigilant than usual in the kitchen.
As always,
Yours,
Agent M3.
As your agent sent to report on the activities of humans, I have to tell you that I am amazed at how wasteful they can sometimes be. Take peanut-butter jars, for instance. All agents know that peanut butter is to dogs what rocky road ice cream is to humans – an amazing natural resource not to be wasted. And yet, just the other day, my humans were ready to wash and recycle a plastic jar that still have several teaspoons of peanut butter left in it!!
Needless to say, your humble agent was on the job immediately, snatching the jar off the kitchen counter and then setting about properly cleaning it out. Once I was finished with it, there really was no need to wash it because no amount of soap and water could have made it any cleaner than what I had accomplished.
It occurs to me that there is butter on wrappings, small bits of stale cheese, left over scrambled eggs, and all sorts of other delicacies – morsels of steak, crusts of bread – that are also going to waste right under my snout.
I can see that I will have to be even more vigilant than usual in the kitchen.
As always,
Yours,
Agent M3.
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