Report to The Agency: M3 on Higher Education
It was a proud moment for me - one of the proudest in my life. A few days ago I received my graduation diploma! After many weeks, and a considerable financial investment on the part of my adopted humans, I am happy to say that I marched along with three other agents at the front of all our humans to receive our Diploma of Obedience from the headmaster of the Puppy Agent Training Academy and Boarding Kennels (PATABK).
There had been moments when I was not so sure I was going to be allowed to take part in the graduation ceremony. My seven successful escapes, for instance - four of them from the humorously named "invisible Fence" - did cast a little doubt on my willingness to obey my people when they called me, but by being on my very best behaviour and hardly nipping at the legs of my male human during the final exam, I managed to convince the headmaster that I at least had the basics down.
Then, to put the gravy on the ice cream, as it were, I went back this week to be tested for the "Good Neighbour Dog" certificate and passed that too!!! My owners were so impressed they laughed uproariously with pleasure and happiness. So now I will be getting a certificate for that.
After my fabulous undergraduate career I have decided to pursue post-graduate studies at the PATABK school, so after a brief holiday at the Doggy Country Spa and Inn where I will see if I can jump a six foot fence, I will be entering the Fetch and Jump Program which will conclude at the end of the summer.
I know I can jump... especially invisible fences. I wonder what "fetch" means...
As always, Agent M3.
It was a proud moment for me - one of the proudest in my life. A few days ago I received my graduation diploma! After many weeks, and a considerable financial investment on the part of my adopted humans, I am happy to say that I marched along with three other agents at the front of all our humans to receive our Diploma of Obedience from the headmaster of the Puppy Agent Training Academy and Boarding Kennels (PATABK).
There had been moments when I was not so sure I was going to be allowed to take part in the graduation ceremony. My seven successful escapes, for instance - four of them from the humorously named "invisible Fence" - did cast a little doubt on my willingness to obey my people when they called me, but by being on my very best behaviour and hardly nipping at the legs of my male human during the final exam, I managed to convince the headmaster that I at least had the basics down.
Then, to put the gravy on the ice cream, as it were, I went back this week to be tested for the "Good Neighbour Dog" certificate and passed that too!!! My owners were so impressed they laughed uproariously with pleasure and happiness. So now I will be getting a certificate for that.
After my fabulous undergraduate career I have decided to pursue post-graduate studies at the PATABK school, so after a brief holiday at the Doggy Country Spa and Inn where I will see if I can jump a six foot fence, I will be entering the Fetch and Jump Program which will conclude at the end of the summer.
I know I can jump... especially invisible fences. I wonder what "fetch" means...
As always, Agent M3.
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