Report to the Agency: M3 introduces C1

M3 introduces C1

First off I must apologize for the long gap between reports. I am only now able to tell you that I was on assignment for most of the summer, seeking out and recruiting a new member for The Agency. The work of keeping an eye on my humans and on their neighbourhood was proving too much for me, what with having to pick up and decipher all those messages from other agents, and collecting as much information as possible for my reports. Eventually, The Agency send me a message through the boxer next door that I had been given the go-head to bring on a new agent on a probationary trial.
The biggest challenge, of course, was trying to think of some way to convince my humans that there should be another agent in the house. They were already feeling they had their hands full with one agent. So by cleverly using my other contacts in another part of the city, I had various cadet agents place their pictures and profiles on Kijiji, where, as I knew would eventually happen, my female human saw the picture of the agent I had in mind, and found her “cute”.
I was sure my plan would come off as I had laid out because the agent I wanted was another beagle, and we know how my humans feel about cute beagles.
So it’s my pleasure to introduce you to C1 – or “probie” – who will be learning the ropes from me and the other agents in the area (her file is already on record, I believe). C1 is enthusiastic, energetic and determined, but is also a little too easily distracted, and tends to have trouble focusing on more than one thing at a time. But I remember those months when I was a new agent and just starting out, and I will work hard to bring C1 up to sniff in no time.
As always,
M3

C1 checks out the view