I must apologize for not having sent a report in a while. Mentoring C1, the new agent my humans brought into the pack a couple of months ago has been a full-time job, and more than a little exhausting. In spite of us being about the same age, C1 is far more energetic and protective of the pack that I am. I like sleeping in in mornings and then having a leisurely coffee and kibble on the porch, while she likes to get up early to exercise the cats and then inspect the perimeter – several times, and announce very clearly everything she sees out the window – or thinks she sees.
In spite of our different approaches to the start of the day, we are getting along very well, and she has learned the ropes admirably. She is not given to watching television very much, although she does have a weakness for re-runs of a show starring a dog named Wishbone.
We have both learned a lot about the art of getting along with other people who share a relatively small living space. Both C1 and I can be a little to defensive of our foods and the bone treats we sometimes get from our humans. I have tried to suggest to our humans that if we had more of these delicious, meat-coated bone treats, we would not fight over what we have, but they don’t seem to agree. We have also learned the benefit of sharing the same blanket on a cold night. Although agents don’t snuggle, of course, we do sometimes huddle when there is a need to keep warm.
So in order to reward the remarkable advancements C1 has made, and to recognize her for her efficiency and sometimes rather noisy devotion to duty, it’s my pleasure to promote C1 to Beagle Scout First Class.
Congratulation Agent Beagle Scout C1.
As always,
Agent M3

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