Report to The Agency: M3 gets a lesson from Lily Tzu

Report to The Agency: M3 gets a lesson from Lily Tzu

I mentioned in my last report that I met Agent Lily Tzu, or The Great Lily Tzu, as she is apparently known around The Agency. The Great Tzu, I was surprised to learn, is a Dog Chi Master, and a fourth degree Dog Fu Black Collar, having practiced those ancient arts since she was just little fur ball.
“Why would it surprise you that I am a master at Dog Chi and Dog Fu?” she asked when I went to pay my respects the other day.
You have to understand that The Great Tzu is about as big as a football, and that even with all her fur she looks more than a little like a hairy footstool with legs.
“Um,” I said, not wanting to be rude or hurt her feelings, “well, it’s just that... er... well, it would be hard to compete with, say Great Danes or Burmese Mountain Dogs, wouldn’t it?
The Great Tzu made a snorting sound and squinted her eyes at me. “Bite a Great Dane on the toe, or a Burmese on the snout, and they cry like puppies,” she said. “Victory in a struggle rarely goes to the biggest and strongest, but more often to the fastest and most agile. Remember that next time you’re at the Off-leash dog park, little Scratcher.”
I tilted my head quizzically. Dog park? I had never heard of such a thing. She chuckled softly. Have your humans take you there next time you go out. You will learn much.”
According to my research on the Internet, off-leash parks are large fenced-in places where dogs are allowed to run free and engage in whatever activities they like! Sounds wonderful! All I need now is figure out some way to get my humans to take me.
Until next time,
Yours
M3